Sunday, June 21, 2020

10 Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon.com (a random Sunday post)

Hi, readers!

I've decided to come back, and write an odd post guaranteed to make you smile. So here are 10 weird things you can buy on Amazon.com! Happy Father's Day!

1. A creepy-ass sequin changing pillow of Dwight from "The Office"
Because you really wanna cuddle this at night.
Because you really want to snuggle this at night.


2. A 20-ft. inflatable dancing sky man
Who doesn't need this tied to the roof of your car?

3. Dog booster seat
I can't decide if this is extra stupid or if I need one.



4. Cannibalism game
Surprise your kids with this cheerful game while camping!


5. Humping animals coloring book
Because who doesn't want to color two bears going at it?


6. A flour tortilla blanket
With one, you're a burrito; with two, a quesadilla.


7. A poop emoji pen that farts
To show your coworkers that your boss really can't fire you.


8. A booger toy
Because kids don't have enough mucus to begin with.


9. A female urination funnel to pee standing up
Because sitting down is just too much.


10. An mp3 of goat yells put to music
For when you want to tear your eardrums to shreds.


Have a great day!

XOXO,
Lexi

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